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Elevating H₂O to Art

Our elite sommeliers rigorously analyze and certify the world's finest artisanal waters. Because not all water is created equal.

EXHIBIT A

CERTIFIED TASTING NOTES:

"A remarkable clarity with subtle notes of ancient glacier and a crisp, authoritative finish. 94/100"

Water Evidence Files

Our elite tasting panel has rigorously analyzed these waters to bring you the most exclusive hydration experience on earth.

OFFICER'S PICK

Glacial Reserve 1982

$149.99

Sourced from untouched Arctic glaciers. Aged for 40 years in natural ice caves.

4.7 (128 reviews)

"Distinct notes of prehistoric ice with a flinty, authoritative finish. The mouthfeel is commanding yet refined."

LIMITED EDITION

Volcanic Spring Reserve

$199.99

Mineral-rich water filtered through ancient volcanic rock. Naturally carbonated.

4.9 (94 reviews)

"An explosive mouthfeel with distinct notes of basalt and authority. The effervescence is unyielding."

NEW ARRIVAL

Alpine Source 10,000ft

$129.99

Collected at 10,000ft elevation in the Swiss Alps. Naturally alkaline with a crisp finish.

4.3 (67 reviews)

"A crisp, commanding presence with notes of granite and authority. The finish is uncompromising."

Our Elite Tasting Unit

Certified water sommeliers with decades of experience in identifying the most exclusive hydration profiles.

Chief Inspector Waters

Lead Tasting Officer

"I'm getting notes of municipal pipe with a distinct, almost flinty chlorine finish. The mouthfeel is a bit aggressive. 78/100."

Certified Water Authority | 25 years experience

Detective H₂O

Forensic Hydration Specialist

"This water has a deceptive clarity. Beneath the surface, I detect subtle mineral notes that suggest a complex geological history."

PhD in Aqueous Forensics | 18 years experience

Sergeant Spring

Head of Tasting Operations

"The viscosity is all wrong here. This water lacks the authoritative mouthfeel I expect from a premium source."

Master Hydration Specialist | 30 years experience

Tasting Reports

Don't just take our word for it. Here's what our elite clients say about our water tasting experiences.

Frank Drank

CEO, Municipal Water Inc.

"I thought I knew water. Then I experienced the Sommelier's Sommelier tasting. They detected notes in my own product that I never knew existed. The chlorine finish was described as 'flinty' and 'authoritative' - I've been using that in my marketing ever since!"

Aqua Pura

Water Connoisseur

"The level of sophistication in their tasting notes is unparalleled. When they described a $200 bottle as having 'hints of municipal pipe with a commanding chlorine finish,' I knew I was in the presence of true experts. My tap water will never taste the same again."

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